Marisa Goes To The Gas Station. (Touhou Oneshot)

by Angela (Me!!!)

Use the arrows at the top of each page to navigate!!!

The real deal.

It was a snowy but boring day. Reimu and Cirno are hanging out

MARISA KICKS THE FOOKING DOOR

MARISA- HEY GUYS WANNA GO TO THE GAS STATION?

REIMU- OMG HI MARISA SENPAI~

MARISA- never do that again

REIMU- Sorry, i thought it was funny :(

MARISA- It’s okay I guess, after all we are a couple (yes i do ship Reimari, I’m not gonna apologise for that, maybe YOU should apologise for being a bunch of prunes gravity falls reference lmao)

CIRNO- Now why would we wanna go to the gas station?

MARISA- I’m kind of hungry I guess…

REIMU- I thought you were gonna refill your broom.

MARISA- You can’t refill a broom.

REIMU- Oh! I don’t know much about witch brooms, sorry…

Marisa suddenly stretches her broom outta nowhere.

MARISA- Hop on!

****

REIMU- I can see the gas station now!

MARISA- We aren’t going THERE.

REIMU- Where then?

MARISA- costco

REIMU- How far is it to ther-

MARISA- one hour

REIMU- Damn it.

CIRNO- I’ve got a rock collection, let’s throw the thousands of useless rocks down!

MARISA- Good idea!

20 minutes of rock throwing later

CIRNO- Hey, i hear screams.

REIMU- Really? I hear ReiMari forever! Oh wait no i hear the screams. Do you think it’s because of the rocks?

CIRNO- We have the worst aim possible, probably robbers or murderers or weird people that murders children while wearing a bunny suit.

REIMU- Fair point.

10 minutes of boredom later

Cirno pulls out paint.

REIMU- Cirno, what are you doing? And why do you look like a caveman?

CIRNO- Paint.. Dry…

REIMU- Have you gotten THAT bored?

CIRNO- …

REIMU- Cirno?

CIRNO- RHAHAHAARAGHAUSGHAJSUGSKSKSJHDDHJDHDJDHSGGSGSGSYAGHARARARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARARARRRRRARRARARARRAHSHSHSGAFAERAEARARARARARARARARRARARATAGGAGSTARARARRAARARSTSTSGSGSGUSJSUSHDGDHSUIDUSYFARRARARARARRARARARRRRRARARARRARRAARARARARARARARAARARAGHSHHEEGEYSUYARRARARARTATAR

REIMU- what

CIRNO- OOGA BOOGA

REIMU- Marisa, when’s the mental asylum open again?

MARISA- Like 2 weeks from now, it’s full.

REIMU- I’ll keep Cirno in my closet until then.

20 minutes of insanity later

Reimu is sleeping.

MARISA- We’re here.

REIMU- rlly?

MARISA- Hop off.

They all hop of at once

CIRNO- Yippee! I’m starving!

Marisa starts drinking gasoline.

REIMU- NO MARISA!

MARISA- What?

REIMU- THERES A WHOLE LIFE OUT THERE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MARISA- I’m just drinking gasoline. It’s not like I wanna die or something. (for the people that are suicidal PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO IT YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE AHEAD OF YOU)

REIMU- oh ok pookie bear

The Gensokyo Police emerges. No like they rise from the ground.

KOTOHIME- STOP, AS THE HEAD POLICE I DEMAND YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS UP-

Marisa kills them.

REIMU- …

MARISA- Cheer up Reimu, she’ll be reincarnated into something else.

CIRNO- Wait, why was the police even there?

MARISA- rocks

CIRNO- Ohhhhhh…

MARISA- I don’t feel so well.

CIRNO (eating takis)- WHAT A SURPRISING TWIST!

REIMU- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CAN WE MAKE OUT BEFORE YOU DIE?

MARISA- I’m DYING!?!? OKAY!

*very very very emotional sloppy French make out scene*

MARISA- Bye Reimu… oh wait it was just a cold.

REIMU- YAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYY

MARISA- Let’s go back home.

CIRNO- Good idea!

And so, our heroes return home and this is the end, like this is a oneshot remember